This morning, I read an article by Amanda Hooton in The Good Weekend. Called Dark Arts (I'd link to it, but alas can't find a copy online), it refers to the 'dangerous business of craft'. It tells the tale of the author and her project, her haste, and the resulting disaster involving one needle and one finger. Say no more. But this paragraph did make me laugh...
Hands up if you've been there, done that?
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